in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
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Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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