No stitches, just platelets and will power
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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