1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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