So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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