I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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