Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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