Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I take back everything I said about communal showers
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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