exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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