oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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