i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
pray to the hookup gods
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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