Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
A bitchslap is in order.
where are my eyebrows?
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