We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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