Pregnant stripper...not hot.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
