I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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