AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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