I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
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i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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