Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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