That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
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