Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Randomize
