Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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