If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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