I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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