Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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