Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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