Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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