He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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