It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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