"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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