I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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