Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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