K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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