are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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