Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I love you.
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