walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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