babies were throwing up all over the place
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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