Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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