I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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