I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I believe in your delicious
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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