Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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