note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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