She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
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I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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