Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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