My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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