I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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