he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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