all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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