Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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