dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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