I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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