Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
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now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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