How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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