He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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