the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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