Do you still have your period?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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