ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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