Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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